How To Tell When Your Son is Home From College

12 ways you can tell your Son is home from college even if your haven't seen him:

1. You bought 2 gallons of milk at 10pm the night before and are completely out of milk at 3pm the next day.

2. Your washer seems to be running 24hrs a day instead of the usual 20.

3. That brand new bottle of laundry soap you bought a week ago is empty already.

4. You go to take a shower and when you turn the water on you get sprayed in the head EVERY time.

5. All 5 boxes of cereal only have enough left in them for a mouse.

6. All your mixing bowls are dirty and you haven't cooked or baked in a week because you have been at work. The mixing bowls also have various dried up pieces of cereal in them.


7. When you open the refrigerator to get a drink and think "I know I had a two full bottles of juice in here two days ago!"

8. You go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in AGAIN!

9. There is no toilet paper on the toilet paper dispenser.

10. The gas hand in your car is on E constantly.

11. You find Burger king bags in your car and haven't ate fast food in a month.

12. You find THIS in your computer chair: