My silly side

Some silly poems I have written, The first I wrote about my emergency appendectomy last summer and YES I was under the influence of some powerful pain meds at the time but there really is no excuse for it LOL. The second one, was a challenge poem from my poetry group I was in...The challenge word was "Ho" so ummm errrr.....enjoy heehee!

Ode To My Appendix

The kaleidescope of colors swirl
the pain it is so great
why does my stomach hurt me so?
was it something that i ate?
stabbing, shooting pain
perhaps it was some glass?
whatever the hell it it was,
this sure is a pain in the ass!

hospital, here I come,
i sure hope they don't think i'm dumb
they poke and prod
they jab and stab
and stick me in a bed
watch what the Hell your doing!
you almost dropped me on my head!

the surgeon comes in and shakes his head
and says i have bad news
it seems that there is an organ
that you are about to lose
they give me a shot,
my mind goes to pot

a few hours later
after a conversation
with Ralf Nader?
I am feeling quite fine
the drugs that they give me
leave me feeling sublime.

Cheater

jubulantly she glides
down the isle
the magical day has arrived
the honeymoon is sweet
a week in paradise
then off
to a new home she goes
a year rolls by
fillowed by
the pitter patter of little feet
he comes home late one night
and her heart it does wrench
for on him she can smell
another ho's stench!