I just Love messing with their heads!

I can't help it, call me mean if you want to, I do not care. Sometimes I just gotta see how outrageous I can get before my kids realize I am not serious. One night about a year ago for instance....

I had gone to Wal-Mart to pick up a couple of items, and came across a cool little gadget in the food wraps section. It was a food sealer by Ziplock, neat little thing. I splurged and paid the $10 for it, I probably shouldn't have but quite frankly I was sick to death of freezer burnt pork chops for dinner towards the middle of the month. It has special bags you have to put the food in( trust me, I WILL be recycling these puppies), and the bags each have a little blue dot where you place the nozzle of the sealing device.

Naturally, like any new toy, I HAD to play around with it a little when I got home. I had myself a grand ole time, and sealed all my hamburger and pork chops. Just as I finished placing my last set of pork chops in vapor lock heaven, my phone rang. I tossed the newly sealed bag of meat in the freezer, set my new toy on the table, and practically hurdled the living room chair to get to the phone before whoever called hung up. Unfortunately it was my SIL, I should have taken more time to answer the phone. After an hour of listening to senseless yammering, and with a numb ear, I hung up and proceeded to get on my computer, and happily loose myself in cafemomland. My new kitchen toy, temporally left forgotten, on the kitchen table.

UNTIL...........

in walks my 15 yr old DD with said food sealer in hand and so the conversation goes:

Casey - "hey mom whats this?"

(I must say at this point the evil mommy in me took over)

Me - " Oh! I forgot! I bought that for you."

Casey - "Well, what is it?"

Me - "It's an air pump."

Casey - "what do I need an air pump for?

Me - "well, you see this part right here?" (I am pointing to the nozzle that sucks the air out of the bags) "Your supposed to put this part on your nipple and press the button on top. It will pump air into your boobs and make them bigger"

Casey - (rolling her eyes as ONLY a teenager can do) " You are so gross mom!" and flounces outta the room.

heehee, sometimes I just can't help myself. But then again, it is so fun, who wants the help? lmao